"What are you doing?"
"I'm setting our plates down. I thought we could eat in the kitchen."
"We're going to what?"
"We're going to eat in the kitchen."
" . . . "
"If you're really that uncomfortable, you can sit on the couch instead. That's WHY I got a Kitchen Couch. Well that, and y'know, having a couch in a kitchen seemed like an infinitely awesome idea. Who else does that shit? I do."
My name is Steff and I LOATHE kitchen tables.
I both am morally and socially opposed to them.
(But that doesn't mean I'm anti-"eating in my kitchen from time to time."
Viva del sofá.
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